Oh my god, I had an amazing night. I can't even explain how insane this was, but my friends are amazing.

GI Joe is so fucking good. I would probably bang the whole cast, no lie.

I had THE BEST day EVER today!!

But Andy Hallett died, which is pretty sad.

There were these two really hot business guys on the train home today. The one had his hand on the pole right above mine & Alyssa's and she leaned over to me and was like "It looks so soft!" so the whole ride home I was thinking about his soft hands. They totally knew we were checking them out too, we kept looking and giggling and they were like "

Who does work in class when they're behind? Facebook is obviously a better choice!

Pfft, retards.

I really don't care about my idiot friend's relationship problems.

I mean, fuck! They're dragging me in the middle of it for no goddamn reason!

This whole thing is fucking retarded.

So I have this friend, who asks me really innapropriate questions that he knows I'll answer.

So now he's asking me if I can teach him how to.... do stuff, and if I'll help him practice. (eww)

So he's also one of my good friend's boyfriend. Yeah.

He's kinda being creepy about it. It shouldn't be as funny as it is.